Well it's come to a point where at the salon that I co-own with my sister, I'm not really required there much anymore... so what to do?
Stay at home and wait for them to call me so I can handle whatever administrative work needs doing... or keep going in and try to make some use out of myself... harder still when I know I'll be leaving in April anyway due to the birth of my lit'lun... so the question goes, do I leave now... or wait it out.
I dunno...I'll think of something.
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
I am
really bored. There is absolutely nothing to do. It's driving me mental, going to download all my songs to my Mp3 player... that's all I have planned today besides waiting for a certain Lady J to come online.
I just wish my vixens weren't busy so they could come and pway in the snow with me, I'm pondering making another snowman but I can't be arsed.
I just wish my vixens weren't busy so they could come and pway in the snow with me, I'm pondering making another snowman but I can't be arsed.
Monday, 4 January 2010
The Sinister Urge part II
This entry comes from a previous post I made on the myspace blog section when I was still a member back in 2008 called "The Sinister Urge" after Rob Zombies brilliant album, I’d actually found the original entry a few days ago on a word document I’d unknowingly saved it to, and looking back at it, while they are still high on my list of pet peeve’s. new ones have arisen and one’s that existed before that didn’t quite make it onto the list will be put here in my top 10 peeve’s of 2010.
Some of you may disagree, but quite frankly, I don’t give a shit, if you don’t like what I have to say, then don’t read it… it’s not like I’m forcing you to do so.
So, with that out of the way, let get cracking in particular order.
1. Michael Jackson.
Before I get into this, I would just like to say that I don’t hate the guy, nor am I a fan of his, but ever since his death in the middle of last year the media has been saturated with this plebs name and face.
There have been many celebrity deaths throughout 2009, but this guys passing seems to stand out and I can’t for the life in me figure out why.
He was an entertainer, nothing more (No, don’t even say it, this is MY blog so keep your opinion to yourself) and he wasn’t even that good an entertainer, his songs are mediocre, his dance moves, while hypnotic to watch are just as stupid as everyone else’s, his “singing” is for the most part off key and filled with jibberish (sha’mone) and lets not forget that god awful movie he made… actually forgetting it would probably be a damn good idea.
It won’t be long before we see Elvis-esque sightings of the pillock… oh… wait, people already have… but unlike Elvis who was brilliant (and even served his country, granted it was through conscription, but he still did it) MJ is just average and his new found martyrdom is ill deserved and quite frankly disturbing, especially how just one week before he joined the other dead musicians in the big concert in the sky, the majority of the Earth’s population that knew his name was ready to tear him limb from limb in regards to his private life.
The man is dead, let him rest… so then I don’t have to see his name plastered everywhere
2. Reality TV
Need I really say any more on the subject?
It’s an immensely dull premise all round… If I wanted t see cops at work, I’d follow my friend round, if I wanted to see people starve in a jungle, I’d do it first hand with my friends… if I wanted to… oh you get the point.
My mind just boggles at the immense popularity of these shows, are peoples lives really that fucking dull that they have to tune in and watch people sleeping at 3am in the hopes that one of the contestants will fall out of bed.
What’s even worse than these though are the competitive shows like X-Factor, why do we need these? The record companies are already good at filling our radio stations with mindless droning, we don’t need to see a Geordie slapper, Welsh prick, Aussie trollop and an English saggy titted old git try to force feed us who they think is good… because they’re not all that good, yeah, so some of them CAN actually sing, but the songs they then choose to sing are pants and don’t deserve to be in the charts… what’s even worse is when the more alternative and frankly BETTER singers get kicked off the show in favour of the generic “marketable” singers, in other words, they have no personality and can easily be moulded into whatever little niche Cowell wants… I have thus dubbed these ponces “one size fits all” singers, because that's just what they are!, whats worse is people actually like the trash they put out and call music! except me, because I actually have a good taste in music.
And the talent shows where people try out their impersonations, plate spinning, stripping etc… god give me strength, is there nothing better that studio execs can come up with?
Instead of wasting all their money on these talent shows, why not spend it n something good… like a bomb to blow these quefjulaniums off the face of the earth… please… for all our sakes.
3. T.V ads
These really annoy the piss out of me now, and there are three very distinct ad types that do it most
A. Accident Insurance.
B. Price comparison websites
C. Gold merchants.
Accident insurance (compensation) ads are really at the top of my list out of these 3 main archetypes because they are so damn crap, every time a new one appears on my screen, the magic words “what the fuck?” spring to mind.
Honestly… There are two such ads that really stick with me (both from the same company) because they are damn idiotic! These people, as far as I can tell don’t deserve to claim compo, as it was their OWN FUCKING FAULT!
Exhibit A. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2m1y8jSnE
Well, lets start with this… the silly bitch is wearing heeled shoes, doesn’t matter about the thickness of the heel… you lose stability in them as all your body weight is shifted to the front of your feet… an accident was bound to happen, secondly, the stupid bitch should have been looking where she was walking! If she had she would have known the floor was wet! Dozy bint!
Exhibit B. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrnjBwP2X8
The twat even says he knew he had the wrong type of ladder… so why the hell did he climb it? Tosser!
Onto the price comparison websites… well, I saw sites plural, but there’s only one that really fucks me off… Go Compare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo
Can you say twat? Whats worse is there are about 4 different variations of this crock of shit and all are equally as annoying… BUT I heard that that singing pillock contracted swine flu… There is a god!
As for the gold merchants ads, they aren’t annoying per se, but they’re ALWAYS shown in just about each set of ads during daytime TV… I work in a nail salon (like you needed to know) and if the TV’s on (to amuse the customers while they wait) then I have a tendency to watch while I work and I’ve seen them that many times now that they are thoroughly pissing me off!
There is another type of ad that annoys me as they make no sense whatsoever, perfume ads BUT I’m letting them off the hook as they never seem to run for longer than a month… thank fuck for that!
All in all, all TV ads are annoying, but these are the ones that piss me off the most! Although there are exceptions to the rule, there are 4 ads that I do consider to be pretty good and memorable, one is shown annually, the other 3 aired back in 2007 briefly and haven’t been seen since, but I’ve youtubed them for your enjoyment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDoDUC9M0Sg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfiqrkV_ZqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Dny-s27Dk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5OSNwRZqy8
4. Facebook profile pics.
More specifically, people posting pictures of things that aren’t them! It’s so damn annoying when you get a friend request from someone who’s name looks vaguely familiar, but they don’t have a picture up of themselves… if I can’t see you, chances are I’m not going to add you.
Are people really that ashamed of how they look? I’m not keen on my own appearance, but I put up with it and have the courtesy to show you my face… ass-tards.
Another one is where people put up pics of their children as dp’s, that doesn’t help much either… plus, if a conversation should start on IM, I want to see who I’m talking to, not their ugly chud of a kid!
I will enter motherhood soon and will probably want to do the same thing when my Rielle is born, but I won’t… she’ll have her own folder and people will be able to look at her if they want, I won’t force them!
5. Old people
Actually, it’s old women, the elderly scum of the earth… people say you should respect your elders, but respect is not given, it is earned.
How can I possibly respect someone who stops in the middle of the street for no good reason, drives at 5MPH and pays for her shopping with pennies?
The other month, before I left for a month’s holiday in Sydney I was actually doing some shopping so my lodger would be able to feed herself and had myself a BIG trolley full of food and pop etc, and as I was waiting in line at the checkout, this old biddy just strolls along out of nowhere and cuts in front of me!
I promptly shouted at her and told her to get to the back of the queue, much to the alarm of other customers and the shop assistants, true story!
But I don’t give a fuck! Just because she has wrinkles and a blue rinse doesn’t give her the right to push in! I don’t give a shit who thinks I was being unfair… I was there first and I’m pregnant so fuck off!
Old bitch’s…
Old men are quite pleasant… and not just because I’m a young woman, they are pleasant to my husband too, I think it’s because it’s the younger generation that will run the country in years to come and don’t want it filled with the Polish…oh… wait… too late… umm, they want us to get rid of the Polish and they were brought up to be respectful members of society… but then why are the old biddies such battle axes? If that’s what I’m going to turn into, I think I’m going to kill myself around the time menopause will start.
6. Cheryl Cole.
This is going to be quite a controversial one with a friend of mine who is a big Cheryl fan, but I’ve already slagged the Geordie trollop off in a prevous post… so fuck it.
This bitch is everywhere, I turn on the TV and there she is with her obvious hair extensions and annoying accent, I walk down the high street and there she is again with her overly airbrushed mug plastered to a billboard, I open up a magazine and guess what? She’s there again… I’m not even safe on the internet! I log into MSN, there she is on the homepage, I log onto facebook and again I see her annoyingly sinister grin (though that can’t be helped, as my friend is a huge fan)
The world isn’t safe… I bet you that if I flew to the moon and looked back down on our planet, her annoying face would be there… staring up at me… like the evil bitch I know she truly is.
Lately, I’ve been considering moving to the arctic just to escape her, but knowing my luck, I’d be sat in my Igloo and some penguin type chap would waddle in and say “Quack quack quuuaaack” which is penguin for “Hey, I’m a Chezza fan, are you a Chezza fan too?”
Trust me, that’s honestly what it means… I’m fluent in penguin!
7. Hardcore sports fans.
It’s just a game, get over it!
8. Twilight.
Need I really say more on the subject? It has sparkly vampires and a plot so dull it bores me and anyone else with a shred of intellect.
In this house it’s affectionately known as “Twiglet” and has been banned, because my husband, my lodger and myself are sick to fucking death of hearing about it.
Over the course of the holidays, my sister Kari (who is a big Twiglet fan) visited, she brought up the forbidden subject and I made her sit in the education corner for 10 whole minutes watching Interview with a vampire, a true vampiric masterpiece.
She hasn’t mentioned the forbidden subject around me since.
9. American T.V execs
This one is simple!! They cancel all the BEST show’s in favour of the shitty ones, prime examples of brilliant shows that had serious promise are Eastwick, Reaper and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (though TSCC has been renewed as the abundance of Terminator fans bombarded FOX and convinced to change their minds, filming of season 3 starts at the end of this year, YAY)
But why? Why keep all the crap shows on? Is it because they are cheaper to make? Actually, I know the answer, and it’s a fucking dull one and was very easily remedied, because they had poor ratings… and why did they have poor ratings? Because of poor advertising and a horrid time slot… with those 2 factors in place, they’re bound to fail… it just bugs me when shows like Reaper are cancelled in favour of pathetic shows like 90210.
You Fraggles!
10. Online gamers
Before you say “You must be an online gamer yourself for them to bug you, so you’re your own annoyance” SHUT UP!
As you’ll have noticed by now with this being the final entry, that the title doesn’t always equate with the reasoning.
But some of you will agree that they don’t like online gamers as they all seem to be prepubescent 13yr old boys who think it’s badass to “t-bag” someone on Halo… I’ve never played Halo, but I’m an avid MGO player and it happens on there a lot too… but I play TDM’s so whenever some little twat is t-bagging my waiting-to-spawn corpse, my team-mates normally notice his lack of judgement as he repeatedly taps the X button over my avatar and splatters his brains into the floor… thank you anonymous team-mate.
But no, my gripe isn’t with that at all… it’s little shits who can’t stand losing to me because I’m a girl… but by their logic anyway, I can’t be a girl, because girl gamers aren’t good, therefore I must be a guy… so why are you bitching to me that I’ve just whupped your sorry ass?
Inconsistent twats.
They should really accept the fact that girl gamers do exist, and that we can be better than them.
What’s even worse is when people find out I am a girl through accidental means ie leaving the mic on or typing to a friend mid-game (I have a PSN ID that masks my gender, you'll find out why in just a second), my PSN inbox gets spammed by little shits who haven’t seen sunlight in 2yrs asking me if I’ll be their girlfriend… they haven’t even seen me! For all they know, I could look like Jabba the Hutt, I don’t, I’m more of a wicked witch of the west looking person (minus the green skin and wart)
Horny little ass-hats, get back under your bridges and look at your precious T-Girl porn! Fucking trolls.
Anydoodle, that’s my rant over and done with… If I can be bothered, I’ll also post my original list of top 10 peeves, but I’m not making any promises.
Some of you may disagree, but quite frankly, I don’t give a shit, if you don’t like what I have to say, then don’t read it… it’s not like I’m forcing you to do so.
So, with that out of the way, let get cracking in particular order.
1. Michael Jackson.
Before I get into this, I would just like to say that I don’t hate the guy, nor am I a fan of his, but ever since his death in the middle of last year the media has been saturated with this plebs name and face.
There have been many celebrity deaths throughout 2009, but this guys passing seems to stand out and I can’t for the life in me figure out why.
He was an entertainer, nothing more (No, don’t even say it, this is MY blog so keep your opinion to yourself) and he wasn’t even that good an entertainer, his songs are mediocre, his dance moves, while hypnotic to watch are just as stupid as everyone else’s, his “singing” is for the most part off key and filled with jibberish (sha’mone) and lets not forget that god awful movie he made… actually forgetting it would probably be a damn good idea.
It won’t be long before we see Elvis-esque sightings of the pillock… oh… wait, people already have… but unlike Elvis who was brilliant (and even served his country, granted it was through conscription, but he still did it) MJ is just average and his new found martyrdom is ill deserved and quite frankly disturbing, especially how just one week before he joined the other dead musicians in the big concert in the sky, the majority of the Earth’s population that knew his name was ready to tear him limb from limb in regards to his private life.
The man is dead, let him rest… so then I don’t have to see his name plastered everywhere
2. Reality TV
Need I really say any more on the subject?
It’s an immensely dull premise all round… If I wanted t see cops at work, I’d follow my friend round, if I wanted to see people starve in a jungle, I’d do it first hand with my friends… if I wanted to… oh you get the point.
My mind just boggles at the immense popularity of these shows, are peoples lives really that fucking dull that they have to tune in and watch people sleeping at 3am in the hopes that one of the contestants will fall out of bed.
What’s even worse than these though are the competitive shows like X-Factor, why do we need these? The record companies are already good at filling our radio stations with mindless droning, we don’t need to see a Geordie slapper, Welsh prick, Aussie trollop and an English saggy titted old git try to force feed us who they think is good… because they’re not all that good, yeah, so some of them CAN actually sing, but the songs they then choose to sing are pants and don’t deserve to be in the charts… what’s even worse is when the more alternative and frankly BETTER singers get kicked off the show in favour of the generic “marketable” singers, in other words, they have no personality and can easily be moulded into whatever little niche Cowell wants… I have thus dubbed these ponces “one size fits all” singers, because that's just what they are!, whats worse is people actually like the trash they put out and call music! except me, because I actually have a good taste in music.
And the talent shows where people try out their impersonations, plate spinning, stripping etc… god give me strength, is there nothing better that studio execs can come up with?
Instead of wasting all their money on these talent shows, why not spend it n something good… like a bomb to blow these quefjulaniums off the face of the earth… please… for all our sakes.
3. T.V ads
These really annoy the piss out of me now, and there are three very distinct ad types that do it most
A. Accident Insurance.
B. Price comparison websites
C. Gold merchants.
Accident insurance (compensation) ads are really at the top of my list out of these 3 main archetypes because they are so damn crap, every time a new one appears on my screen, the magic words “what the fuck?” spring to mind.
Honestly… There are two such ads that really stick with me (both from the same company) because they are damn idiotic! These people, as far as I can tell don’t deserve to claim compo, as it was their OWN FUCKING FAULT!
Exhibit A. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2m1y8jSnE
Well, lets start with this… the silly bitch is wearing heeled shoes, doesn’t matter about the thickness of the heel… you lose stability in them as all your body weight is shifted to the front of your feet… an accident was bound to happen, secondly, the stupid bitch should have been looking where she was walking! If she had she would have known the floor was wet! Dozy bint!
Exhibit B. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrnjBwP2X8
The twat even says he knew he had the wrong type of ladder… so why the hell did he climb it? Tosser!
Onto the price comparison websites… well, I saw sites plural, but there’s only one that really fucks me off… Go Compare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo
Can you say twat? Whats worse is there are about 4 different variations of this crock of shit and all are equally as annoying… BUT I heard that that singing pillock contracted swine flu… There is a god!
As for the gold merchants ads, they aren’t annoying per se, but they’re ALWAYS shown in just about each set of ads during daytime TV… I work in a nail salon (like you needed to know) and if the TV’s on (to amuse the customers while they wait) then I have a tendency to watch while I work and I’ve seen them that many times now that they are thoroughly pissing me off!
There is another type of ad that annoys me as they make no sense whatsoever, perfume ads BUT I’m letting them off the hook as they never seem to run for longer than a month… thank fuck for that!
All in all, all TV ads are annoying, but these are the ones that piss me off the most! Although there are exceptions to the rule, there are 4 ads that I do consider to be pretty good and memorable, one is shown annually, the other 3 aired back in 2007 briefly and haven’t been seen since, but I’ve youtubed them for your enjoyment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDoDUC9M0Sg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfiqrkV_ZqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Dny-s27Dk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5OSNwRZqy8
4. Facebook profile pics.
More specifically, people posting pictures of things that aren’t them! It’s so damn annoying when you get a friend request from someone who’s name looks vaguely familiar, but they don’t have a picture up of themselves… if I can’t see you, chances are I’m not going to add you.
Are people really that ashamed of how they look? I’m not keen on my own appearance, but I put up with it and have the courtesy to show you my face… ass-tards.
Another one is where people put up pics of their children as dp’s, that doesn’t help much either… plus, if a conversation should start on IM, I want to see who I’m talking to, not their ugly chud of a kid!
I will enter motherhood soon and will probably want to do the same thing when my Rielle is born, but I won’t… she’ll have her own folder and people will be able to look at her if they want, I won’t force them!
5. Old people
Actually, it’s old women, the elderly scum of the earth… people say you should respect your elders, but respect is not given, it is earned.
How can I possibly respect someone who stops in the middle of the street for no good reason, drives at 5MPH and pays for her shopping with pennies?
The other month, before I left for a month’s holiday in Sydney I was actually doing some shopping so my lodger would be able to feed herself and had myself a BIG trolley full of food and pop etc, and as I was waiting in line at the checkout, this old biddy just strolls along out of nowhere and cuts in front of me!
I promptly shouted at her and told her to get to the back of the queue, much to the alarm of other customers and the shop assistants, true story!
But I don’t give a fuck! Just because she has wrinkles and a blue rinse doesn’t give her the right to push in! I don’t give a shit who thinks I was being unfair… I was there first and I’m pregnant so fuck off!
Old bitch’s…
Old men are quite pleasant… and not just because I’m a young woman, they are pleasant to my husband too, I think it’s because it’s the younger generation that will run the country in years to come and don’t want it filled with the Polish…oh… wait… too late… umm, they want us to get rid of the Polish and they were brought up to be respectful members of society… but then why are the old biddies such battle axes? If that’s what I’m going to turn into, I think I’m going to kill myself around the time menopause will start.
6. Cheryl Cole.
This is going to be quite a controversial one with a friend of mine who is a big Cheryl fan, but I’ve already slagged the Geordie trollop off in a prevous post… so fuck it.
This bitch is everywhere, I turn on the TV and there she is with her obvious hair extensions and annoying accent, I walk down the high street and there she is again with her overly airbrushed mug plastered to a billboard, I open up a magazine and guess what? She’s there again… I’m not even safe on the internet! I log into MSN, there she is on the homepage, I log onto facebook and again I see her annoyingly sinister grin (though that can’t be helped, as my friend is a huge fan)
The world isn’t safe… I bet you that if I flew to the moon and looked back down on our planet, her annoying face would be there… staring up at me… like the evil bitch I know she truly is.
Lately, I’ve been considering moving to the arctic just to escape her, but knowing my luck, I’d be sat in my Igloo and some penguin type chap would waddle in and say “Quack quack quuuaaack” which is penguin for “Hey, I’m a Chezza fan, are you a Chezza fan too?”
Trust me, that’s honestly what it means… I’m fluent in penguin!
7. Hardcore sports fans.
It’s just a game, get over it!
8. Twilight.
Need I really say more on the subject? It has sparkly vampires and a plot so dull it bores me and anyone else with a shred of intellect.
In this house it’s affectionately known as “Twiglet” and has been banned, because my husband, my lodger and myself are sick to fucking death of hearing about it.
Over the course of the holidays, my sister Kari (who is a big Twiglet fan) visited, she brought up the forbidden subject and I made her sit in the education corner for 10 whole minutes watching Interview with a vampire, a true vampiric masterpiece.
She hasn’t mentioned the forbidden subject around me since.
9. American T.V execs
This one is simple!! They cancel all the BEST show’s in favour of the shitty ones, prime examples of brilliant shows that had serious promise are Eastwick, Reaper and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (though TSCC has been renewed as the abundance of Terminator fans bombarded FOX and convinced to change their minds, filming of season 3 starts at the end of this year, YAY)
But why? Why keep all the crap shows on? Is it because they are cheaper to make? Actually, I know the answer, and it’s a fucking dull one and was very easily remedied, because they had poor ratings… and why did they have poor ratings? Because of poor advertising and a horrid time slot… with those 2 factors in place, they’re bound to fail… it just bugs me when shows like Reaper are cancelled in favour of pathetic shows like 90210.
You Fraggles!
10. Online gamers
Before you say “You must be an online gamer yourself for them to bug you, so you’re your own annoyance” SHUT UP!
As you’ll have noticed by now with this being the final entry, that the title doesn’t always equate with the reasoning.
But some of you will agree that they don’t like online gamers as they all seem to be prepubescent 13yr old boys who think it’s badass to “t-bag” someone on Halo… I’ve never played Halo, but I’m an avid MGO player and it happens on there a lot too… but I play TDM’s so whenever some little twat is t-bagging my waiting-to-spawn corpse, my team-mates normally notice his lack of judgement as he repeatedly taps the X button over my avatar and splatters his brains into the floor… thank you anonymous team-mate.
But no, my gripe isn’t with that at all… it’s little shits who can’t stand losing to me because I’m a girl… but by their logic anyway, I can’t be a girl, because girl gamers aren’t good, therefore I must be a guy… so why are you bitching to me that I’ve just whupped your sorry ass?
Inconsistent twats.
They should really accept the fact that girl gamers do exist, and that we can be better than them.
What’s even worse is when people find out I am a girl through accidental means ie leaving the mic on or typing to a friend mid-game (I have a PSN ID that masks my gender, you'll find out why in just a second), my PSN inbox gets spammed by little shits who haven’t seen sunlight in 2yrs asking me if I’ll be their girlfriend… they haven’t even seen me! For all they know, I could look like Jabba the Hutt, I don’t, I’m more of a wicked witch of the west looking person (minus the green skin and wart)
Horny little ass-hats, get back under your bridges and look at your precious T-Girl porn! Fucking trolls.
Anydoodle, that’s my rant over and done with… If I can be bothered, I’ll also post my original list of top 10 peeves, but I’m not making any promises.
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