Well, in part 2, that I posted some time ago I said I MAY post the original top 10 pet peeves list I wrote from waaaay back in 2008, and now, here it is... enjoy (btw, some of the links are no longer active, and yes, I'm being totally lazy with this copy & paste job)
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This weeks entry will be based entirely on my top 10 pet peeve’s, and I’m sure I’m going to piss some people off or totally offend them… but I don’t care… if you don’t like it, don’t read it… simple really.
These will all be listed in no particular order, so with that said… Lets begin
1-The Terminator.
Now before you all sit there saying to yourself
“Silly bitch… if you didn’t like The Terminator then why is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles on your favourite T.V show listing on your main page?”
Well the answer is simple, I’ve never seen TSCC before, so it’s totally new to me and I’m enjoying it… but as soon as it comes out on DVD, I can guarantee you that it will be removed as I will be subjected to it constantly by my fiancé… which is where my problem with The Terminator lies… He watches it religiously EVERY SINGLE WEEK!! And then I get treated to the trilogy once a month… ain’t I a lucky girl?
Fair enough, I think the films themselves are pretty good, but having to watch them over and over again really bugs the shit out of me
Now some of you will be thinking “well either go out… or just don’t watch it” I know it’s that easy, but when it’s put on chances are it’s during a week day at about 10am, when all my friends are at work… as for not being able to watch it, it’s almost impossible as the surround sound puts me off whatever I’m doing and I end up watching It anyway… I guess I’ll put up with it… he’s bound to change his habit eventually (hopefully)
2-Catholics/Christians
Why the hell do these guys piss me off? Well the answers simple… they believe their beliefs are right and won’t budge on any issue
They say that god created all people equal, yet these guys are the first ones to judge!
Bloody Hypocrites… talk about contradicting yourselves! Now I know people from other faith’s, from Muslims to Jews, from Buddhists to Jedi and I know that they can be just as bad, but at least they listen to views before they start going on about theirs and show some respect about your own beliefs
Now I’m not saying that all Catholics/Christians are bad, but some are! They can be so far up their righteous Asses it’s unbelievable… yet at the end of the day I can laugh at them.
God gave man free will… but yet goes as far as saying go to church and worship me, and follow my rules or go to hell… ooh scary… like I’d really want to go to heaven, a place where sex, booze and heavy metal is forbidden…well FUCK THAT! Give me the fiery underworld any day… anyway the whole concept of it is like your father saying to you “Do it or I’ll fuckin’ spank you” and a key word I mentioned in this paragraph is WORSHIP… doesn’t that just say it all?
3-Death/The Grim Reaper
THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE ENTITIES!! Death was one of the Four Horsemen; Grim is just a dude who keeps the world from being flooded by humanity
If the Grim reaper were to be modernized he’d be the guy sat in a dark room somewhere high with a Sniper Rifle picking people off in the streets.
If Death were to be modernized he’d were a hoody, drive a Ford Mustang (Mustang, horse… geddit?… oh I give up) with an UZI… drive by mo’ fo!
This confusion of the two separate entities being the same guy really does my head in… which brings me to my next point…
4-Excalibur/The Sword in the Stone
THEY ARE TO DIFFERENT BLOODY SWORDS!
King Arthur broke the Sword in the Stone during a fight with Pellinor.
It was then that the Lady of the lake gave Arthur Excalibur, which was then returned to her when Arthur died and was sent to Avalon
5-Chavs
Why?
6. Celebrity gossip in newspapers.
Do we really need to know if so-and-so flashed her panties/got her boobs out/kissed so-and-so in a nightclub? The answer NO!
Why the hell are people so obsessed with celebrities? They are no better than we are! They all eat, sleep, screw, fart and pick their nose like the rest of us! (Yes I pick my nose… with a tissue, and only when something up there doesn’t feel right, so don’t look at me in that tone of voice for I know you do it too!)
Anyway getting back on topic…
If I look at a newspaper it’s guaranteed that 99.9% of the time on the front page will be some celeb looking totally crocked with the tagline “shocking story inside…turn to page 3 for more) (or some other bullshit)
Now in my opinion, if celebrities have to have their bit of “news” printed in a newspaper it should be at the back next to the (just as useless) sports section or just leave it out completely for the weekly piece of shit celebrity gossip magazines! (And then abolish them all HAHAHA!)
7-Emo’s
Once again… Why? Even Eeyore was more upbeat for crying out loud! And your music totally blows!
8-My Chemical Romance
Read No.7
9-Running out of things to put on my list of top 10 peeve’s
It’s true I am… There’s gotta be something else out there that bugs the hell outta me
I’m sure that if I sit here long enough and think about it, I’ll think of something
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
9.5-McDonalds
Yup… this place really pisses me off! It maybe because it’s a chav magnet… It maybe because Ronald McDonald makes Pennywise look like a saint… It maybe the damn annoying piss poor adverts… or it might be the fact I prefer Burger King anyway… take a look at these adverts and you’ll see what I mean about the shit Ad’s and Ronald making Pennywise look like a choir boy (just copy and paste the links into your address bar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXP_TUZqsk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NWvR1Ar_a8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWaoWzmCnL0
Although if they were to make an advert like the one below… well… who knows?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
I must admit though, the Japanese branch has cracked it (for male audiences anyway)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz19mF65F5k
But after looking at these video’s I have to ask this question… Don’t you think Ronald McDonald looks like Michael Jackson? Just with a bright red Afro
Either way Maccy D’s pisses me off.. I’ll stick to Burger King! (And one day I’m going to buy that place, fire everybody, and hire some big muscular naked guys… Then I’ll really be having it my way!!)
Oh and before you move onto number 10 (which is a pet peeve I think we all have and think it should actually be No. 1 on all our lists) please take a look at this video called…
Welcome to McDougals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTIYHzs6uUA
10-Homeless people/beggars!!
Is that the sound of cheering I hear? You hate them! I hate them! WE ALL HATE THEM… the useless bastards
What is it about these parasites we don’t like? EVERYTHING!
I get really annoyed with the ones who walk up to you in the street and bug you for £1 and will use every trick in the book from
“Couldn’t you just buy something in the shop to get some change?”
To
“It’s not my fault I’m Homeless”… err yeah it is pal! And where the hell did you get them fancy expensive new trainers? You can’t be that hard up if you can afford them
Although I must admit it is fun of finding new ways to fob them off
Homeless guy: Have you got £1 you could lend us?
You: yes thanks… (And then you continue walking)
Now that tactic normally works but one guy actually had the balls to chase after me and ask me
“Well… Where is it then?”
To which I replied
“I said I had it… I never said I would give you it!”
While I’m at it, I gotta say his, They ask if you could lend them £1… yet you know your never going to get it back… so technically your giving it to them… so why can’t they be honest and ask
“Have you got £1 you can GIVE me?”… To which I’ll still reply
“Yes Thanks” while I keep on walking
My Fiancé has some pretty good one-liners to fob them off, as does a good friend of mine (which actually made me spit my drink when I read them… He doesn’t know I did that… Well… He does now!)
And why is it that they talk to themselves? You’d have thought that harassing people for money all day just to buy a bottle of White Lightning would be enough in the way of human interaction to keep them from doing so… but yet, they still do it. And people call ME weird
One last thing… those dickheads that insist on standing outside of your favourite shops selling the BIG ISSUE… I got something to say to you too… Come on kiddies… lets say it together… 3-2-1 GET A PROPER FUCKING JOB!... YAY!! **Jumps around like a frog with a spring up it’s ass, clapping and smiling manically**
Ahhh sod it… one more can’t hurt… but lets be cheeky about it
10.5-Fred Durst
Why does this ponce insist on dressing like he does… and that dude in the beginning of the Rollin’ vid (Ben Stiller) has to be a jackass… how many people would trust some pillock who dresses like a 12 year old with their car? I know it’s only a music video but still… it always bugs me!
It doesn’t really matter anymore because Fred Durst is all washed up!! Expect to see him on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here in the near future! (Which I think they should rename I’m a has-been make me famous again… it sounds a hell of a lot more appropriate)
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